The 2006 Canadian Men’s Hockey squad (from TSN)

Goaltenders

Martin Brodeur L 6’2 210 5/6/72 Montreal, QC New Jersey
Roberto Luongo L 6’3 205 4/4/79 Montreal, QC Florida
Marty Turco L 6’0 171 8/13/75 Sault Ste. Marie, ON Dallas

Defensemen

Rob Blake R 6’4 225 12/10/69 Simcoe, ON Colorado
Adam Foote R 6’2 215 7/10/71 Whitby, ON Columbus
Ed Jovanovski L 6’2 210 6/26/76 Windsor, ON Vancouver
Scott Niedermayer L 6’1 200 8/31/73 Cranbrook, BC Anaheim
Chris Pronger L 6’6 218 10/10/74 Dryden, ON Edmonton
Wade Redden L 6’2 205 6/12/77 Lloydminster, SK Ottawa
Robyn Regehr L 6’2 226 4/19/80 Rosthern, SK Calgary

Bryan McCabe L 6’2 220 6/8/75 St. Catharines, ON Toronto
Jason Spezza R 6’3 211 6/13/83 Toronto, ON Ottawa
Eric Staal L 6’4 205 6/29/84 Thunder Bay, ON Carolina

Forwards

Todd Bertuzzi (above) R 6’3 245 2/2/75 Sudbury, ON Vancouver
Shane Doan R 6’2 216 10/10/76 Halkirk, AB Phoenix
Kris Draper L 5’11 190 5/24/71 Toronto, ON Detroit
Simon Gagne L 6’0 190 2/29/80 Ste-Foy, QC Philadelphia
Dany Heatley L 6’3 215 1/21/81 Calgary, AB Ottawa
Jarome Iginla R 6’1 208 7/1/77 St. Albert, AB Calgary
Vincent Lecavalier L 6’4 207 4/21/80 Ile Bizard, QC Tampa Bay
Rick Nash L 6’3 188 6/16/84 Brampton, ON Columbus
Brad Richards L 6’1 198 5/2/80 Murray Harbour, PEI Tampa Bay
Joe Sakic L 5’11 195 7/7/69 Burnaby, BC Colorado
Ryan Smyth L 6’1 190 2/21/76 Banff, AB Edmonton
Martin St-Louis L 5’9 185 6/18/75 Laval, QC Tampa Bay
Joe Thornton L 6’4 220 7/2/79 St. Thomas, ON San Jose

Forwards

Bryan McCabe L 6’2 220 6/8/75 St. Catharines, ON Toronto
Jason Spezza R 6’3 211 6/13/83 Toronto, ON Ottawa
Eric Staal L 6’4 205 6/29/84 Thunder Bay, ON Carolina

For those of you who really don’t give a shit, it could be much worse. I could be watching the Pro Bowl Selection Show.