In the former category, Chad Johnson visits the Arthur Murray Dance Studios on the paper’s dime.

“She gave me some stuff I can use during the season. The salsa you will definitely see. The Pittsburgh game, where they called my touchdown back, the second time, I did it, but I didn’t do it right — but it looked good. But now I know how to do it right.

“I can tango with the ref maybe. I’ll just walk up to him and be, ‘Sir, may I have this dance?'”

In the latter department, police say the woman who falsely accused Chris Henry of rape earlier this year, stabbed a man to death two weeks ago.

It’s been a rough offseason for Henry. But maybe not that rough.