With all due respect to Mike Veeck‘s attempts at Vasectomy Night, this is nothing short of genius.  In marketing terms at least, the Twins are at a massive competitive disadvantage. No chance a certain Senator from Idaho might be invited to throw out the first ball? From The Smoking Gun (link courtesy Jason Cohen) :

Dubbed a “bobblefoot” (as opposed to a bobblehead doll), the polyresin giveaway depicts an occupied bathroom stall (the inhabitant’s pants and shoes can be seen below the stall’s panels). When the St. Paul Saints‘s “bobblefoot” is shaken, one of the spring-loaded feet taps. The keepsake will be handed out to the first 2500 fans attending the Saints’s May 25 game against the Fort Worth Cats.