30,000 miles up this morning via the glory of JetBlue, I was subjected to the 2nd Flintstones live action movie. You know, the one without John Goodman and Rick Moranis.
Thankfully, no superior outer space creatures were monitoring this straight-to-video release or they’d have enslaved us all. Right about now, I’d be breaking rocks in the hot sun.
What part did Stephen Baldwin’s role as Barney Rubble play in his eventual meltdown and re-emergence as an extreme-sports loving Christ freak / anti-porn crusader? I’m curious, but on the general scale of aesthetic crimes, this was worse than watching the Hinder video twice in a row.
uh…I thought you had TV choices on JetBlue? I could be mistaken, but I thought you were allowed to choose what channel you want to watch.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Stephen Baldwin is a d-bag, but surely, a few hours watching the JetBlue FlightTracker on channel 3 is better than that, no?
you’re familiar with the eddie money facial freeze in mid-flight?
I had a similar problem with my left wrist.
also the guy from “Dharma & Greg” does a terrible Mark Cuban impersonation in that Flintstones movie.
Other stuff I learned from high-in-the-sky directtv : Hugh Downs stole Barry Farber’s infomercial gig.
Also, the pilot forbid us from changing the station until he found someone willing to play “name that baldwin” with various bags of Sun chips representing the famous acting clan.
No one volunteered. Homeland Security is looking into it. I’d tell you more but I don’t wanna end up on one of those “do not fly” lists.
PS. The “Garden Salsa” Sun chips were supposed to be Daniel Baldwin.
As they used to say, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.