In what can only be considered a grim omen for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, his adulterous head coach and out-of-wedlock impregnation machine quarterback, the brief overtime stanza of Denver’s defeat of Pittsburgh this past saturday drew a 31.6 rating in Denver. Fox31 Denver explains the significance of this number, and if this story doesn’t scare Pats fans and Satanists alike, maybe this horrible music video will do the trick (thanks to Andy Lester for the John Parr link).

For those keeping track of Biblical coincidences, this is the third statistic from Sunday’s game which involves the numbers three, one and six.


Tim Tebow, a man of strong Christian faith, wore “John 3:16” on his eye black in the 2009 BCS Championship game.

On Sunday, Tebow passed for 316 yards and averaged 31.6 yards per pass.