It might say there’s a 7pm kickoff in the paper, but Every Day Should Be Saturday has already seen and reviewed the first quarter from Pasadena.

“Texas runs their first play: a play-action qb option play with Limas Sweed running wild and wide open behind the Trojan secondary¦who catches the ball and is immediately struck by lightning, evaporating into a pile of fine ashes on contact. Two quick runs and Texas punts cleanly to a waiting Reggie Bush, who calls a fair catch.

“Reggie Bush then scores on a 63 yard return¦with his mind.