….just so long as said occasion happens to coincide with the September 14 AFC North clash between the Steelers and Browns. Greg’s ready to “COME TO ‘YOUR’ HOUSE” (what’s up with “your”? Surely rented properties are ok?) for an eBay Buy It Now price of $10,000.00.
While said price tag seems a bit high (shouldn’t Greg be concerned that Earnest Byner might try to low ball him?), perhaps the guest list oughta be a greater concern. “Don’t invite Greg Jr.” warns Jon Solomon, though just to be on the safe side, I won’t even invite Loyd “The Hammer” Grossman.