….just so long as said occasion happens to coincide with the September 14 AFC North clash between the Steelers and Browns. Greg’s ready to “COME TO ‘YOUR’ HOUSE” (what’s up with “your”? Surely rented properties are ok?) for an eBay Buy It Now price of $10,000.00.
While said price tag seems a bit high (shouldn’t Greg be concerned that Earnest Byner might try to low ball him?), perhaps the guest list oughta be a greater concern. “Don’t invite Greg Jr.” warns Jon Solomon, though just to be on the safe side, I won’t even invite Loyd “The Hammer” Grossman.
From the all caps FAQ:
Q:HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN I INVITE?IS THERE A LIMIT?
A:YOU MAY HAVE UP TO 25 PEOPLE THERE.THE LESS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE THERE THE BETTER FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL GET A BETTER EXPERIENCE WITH A SMALLER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THERE.YOU ONLY WANT TO INVITE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND DONT WANT TO RISK SOME STRANGER MESSING UP THIS WHOLE THING.GREG LOVES TO TALK AND WHO ELSE HAS BETTER “WAR” STORIES THEN GREG WHEN IT COMES TO STEELERS FOOTBALL AND THE STEELERS BROWNS RIVALY