Barry Bonds hit a two-run HR to left field in the first inning of tonight’s Giants/Rockies game off Colorado’s Aaron Cook for his 709th career round-tripper. And his first HR since the debut of the ESPN Original Entertainment Series, “Bonds On Bonds”.
San Francisco is ahead, 3-1 after 4 innings. I fully expect by the 7th inning stretch that Senator John McCain will have called for a full investigation of a) the atmospheric conditions at Coors Field, b) the condition of the Coors humidor and c) the real effects of deer meat on Todd Helton.