Brian Turner supplied the above headline, along with a link to the following item from Tuesday’s Daily Mail.

Courtney Love has claimed that Prince Andrew turned up at her house to ‘look for chicks’ in the early hours of the morning.

The infamous wild child turned rock star said the Duke of York visited her house unannounced looking to party, after going to Hollywood to find himself some female company.

Miss Love, who is promoting her book Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love, described how she greeted him in her slippers and dressing gown, before making him refreshments.

She said: ‘Prince Andrew turns up at my house at one in the morning and he wants to party. He’d come to Hollywood to look for chicks. I don’t know what he expected at my house.

‘I think he thought it was going to be like a party. I had these little bunny slippers on and my fluffy robe. I answered the door and he was there with a bodyguard. At one point he did ask me on the couch – I’ve never told this to anyone – he said, “So what do you do all day?”‘

Miss Love said she made Andrew a cup of tea and even has a photo of the royal drinking it with her.

Prince Andrew’s spokesman admitted the royal had visited Miss Love’s house on the night in question but insisted he was not alone and said it was ‘absolute nonsense’ he went there looking for girls.

Full credit to the Royal Family for pretending to play dumb about this. Though Prince Andy has a reputation for being a bit of a good-for-nothing playboy, at least he’s been discreet enough not to let anyone know about his personal quest to track down El Duce’s real killer.