The heck with Reading putting 6 past sinking West Ham, the first of Liverpool’s 3 goals against Bolton, scored by Peter Crouch (above) stands as Monday’s undisputed highlight.

OK, even if you wish to challenge my assertion, it’s more entertaining than Crouchy’s other widely viewed YouTube appearance.

QPR’s 1-0 defeat of playoff hopefuls Colchester was just the 2nd R’s victory in their last 9 matches, and moved the Stupor Hoops 4 points clear of the relegation zone.  I don’t wanna say there were plenty of empty seats at Loftus Road, but had Reggie Bush wanted a ticket, I’m sure he could’ve been accomodated.