Dumber than “Ted Ferguson, Bud Light Daredevil”. More inexplicable than Burger King’s blatant ripoffs of “The Office” featuring cubicle bullying over burgers. As baffling and unconvincing as Subaru’s Impreza spots that claimed “this car is like punk rock”, but with much worse acting.

Presenting Eric Cantona, for Nike and “Joga Bonito”