• RT @WhitlockJason why is Joe Schad still “reporting” on Big 12 expansion? Why not book me to “report” on weight loss? #
  • NYPost’s Puma says Oswalt “likes the veteran fiber” of the Mets. So that’s why Tatis is on the roster! #
  • ESPN reporting Pac-10’s Larry Scott says Texas declined an invite. Joe Schad is on right now, essentially confirming Chip Brown’s am claims #
  • Austin’s ESPN outlet claims tweet reporting Utah/BYU to the Big 12 was the work of hackers. Twitter is a tough town #
  • @fishsports deleted the post regarding Vince Young. On the bright side, we know for sure Mike isn’t getting kickbacks from male strippers. #
  • surely most of us in the sports blogosphere prefer the phase, “made love”?http://twitter.com/TheBigLead/status/16177881336 #
  • Austin City Council to @BeerlandTexas : FUCK OFF http://alturl.com/a4mm #
  • amazing new promotional video for the Brooklyn Cyclones 2010 season http://bit.ly/aGyqHx (corrected link) (thx, David Roth) #
  • Paraguay’s Alcaraez scores a fantastic header and w. 10th street’s Scream Goat goes mental. #worldcup #legalizedgamblinginaustin #
  • Johnny Unitas? Sammy Baugh? RT @fishsports Oh, kids, just kidding about Vince! (Every NFL QB gets gay-rumored. It’s a rite of passage!) #
  • potential defense for Mike Fisher : he’s not calling VY a homosexual, he’s suggesting the Titans QB is an aspiring Chippendale. Whatever. #
  • Mike Fisher outs Vince Young. Nice job pretending you can’t name one gay hangout in Big D, Fish http://alturl.com/xtyh #
  • Oxygen Channel? RT @ ChipBrownOB Once Neb and CU made their moves, a TV network saw realignment about to blow and stepped forward #
  • killjoy Bob Feller on Strasburg : “I doubt he can field a bunt” http://bit.ly/aIGDIZ #
  • And they can’t throw a deep ball, too RT @CoreySeidman every single writer “disappointed in VY” has done something equally bad or worse. #
  • Redd Foxx. And people on skis.Music sounds Kovacs-ian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjvRdMXEaQ0&feature=related #
  • while much of the world awaits Italy v Paraguay, the U.S. is consumed by a real heavyweight battle : Chip Brown vs. Joe Schad #
  • moral of the story : distance yourself from Dave O’Brien, appear smarter http://twitter.com/sportswatch/status/16159873204 #
  • No. Not even for $600 RT @AndrewWK If I paid you $500, would you taste my puke? #
  • so much for soccer sophisticates RT @darrenrovell1 Buffalo Wild Wings say sales were up 44% on Saturday vs. same day last year #worldcup #
  • “one game changes everything”. I suspect for a large percentage of South Africans, 31 games will change nothing #worldcup #
  • very worried about the lost tweets. Hopefully the Smithsonian has been archiving @the_ironsheik and @GaryCarterRaw #
  • Idi Amin & The Amputees’ “Disco Bitch” ; most blatant KBD-baiting since the Action Swingers’ “Kicked In The Head” http://alturl.com/arh8 #
  • many empty seats for Japan v. Cameroon, apparently. Fifa will regret the decision to put David Howard in charge of ticket sales #worldcup #
  • Not a Bodil Joensen fan, Steve? RT @NJ_StevePoliti That’s the biggest Danish gift to the world since the dry cell battery! #worldcup #
  • Harkes describes Denmark’s own goal as “a horrible clearance”. Not really a clearance at all. tommy heinsohn (hearts) Van Persie #worldcup #
  • maybe if Gerry Francis managed both teams RT @charles_star I’d love to see a game where the goalies just kick it back & forth to each other. #
  • anti-povery org The World Development Movement ranks #worldcup sides “based on global justice criteria” http://alturl.com/vg8j #
  • in honor of Holland’s first #worldcup match of ’10,; a fine Dennis Bergkamp goal from WC94. dig the Howie Rose infl. http://alturl.com/may5 #
  • useless footie factoid : both US players to score twice in a #worldcup (McBride, Dempsey) have toiled for Fulham #
  • @kbohls‘ monday column points out Texas joining Pac 10 (16?) would occur after Austin city council passed an AZ boycott resolution #
  • this is how i choose to remember the late Jimmy Dean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM #
  • Apparently, David Malitz is unfamiliar with the YES Network http://twitter.com/malitzd/status/16117171606 #
  • Let’s Go Blackhacks! RT @OzzieGuillen Great weekend in chicago thanks blackhacks make this town very happy #
  • Dr. Jack’s stat of the night : the one-win-away Celtics finished the reg. season a cruddy 27-27 #
  • RT @gheorghe77 I’m pretty sure Rondo could palm a Prius #
  • Hate to be cruel but Santo is even more useless tonight than usual #
  • Soriano breaks up Floyd’s no hit bid with a double, scores on Chad Tracy’s single. Cubs 1, CWS 0, last of the 7th #
  • Duel, ahem, hitless game at Wrigley thru 6 1/2. Floyd vs. Lilly. Not Floyd Bannister, eiter #
  • ACH warning a fan from grabbing a chair : “don’t anything… that’s how people get hurt..and we get sued” #acw #
  • Start of the Masada vs. ACH match for the hardcore title. ACH entered in a homemade @ladygaga tee #acw http://yfrog.com/mku5pj #
  • Summers : “being your staples, bring your barbed wire…it’s all foreplay to me, bitch” #acw #
  • aftermath of Darren Childs’ fluke pin of Scott Summers #acw Mohawk http://yfrog.com/9gpixxj #