From Houston’s ABC13.com (thanks to Britt for the link) :
Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.
It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.”
“I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”
He did turn water into wine once and later cursed the fig tree because it had no fruit, used to hang out with ho’s and his mom thought he was mad…..yeah Jesus was a fuck up.