Jason Whitlock (above), commenting on the Joe Cullen Missing Trousers case on PTI today ;

“Tony, I would love to go off on this guy, but I’ve got to be completely honest and confess here. This is a true story, about 6 or 7 years ago I lost a girlfriend because I found out she’d been Porky Pigging with Derrick Thomas. We broke up…but I took her back about a month later.”