The Blue Jays’ Roy Halladay is winless since August 20. Said predictament pales in comparison to the daily horrors inflicted on the people of Toronto by Richard Griffin.

Pro wrestler the Edge, in his hometown to defend his WWE belt on Sunday night, using only chairs, ladders and various garden tools (no hoes barred), threw out the ceremonial first pitch at last night’s Jays game. Appropriately, he was followed to the mound by Jays starter Roy Halladay, whose Cy Young hopes are teetering on the edge.

Any messages for this man?