“I do not have the guts to be in this sport anymore,” Tyson said. “I don’t want to disrespect the sport that I love. My heart is not into this anymore. I’m sorry for the fans who paid for this. I wish I could have done better. I want to move on with my life. It’s time to move on with my life and be a father, take care of my children.”

Sadly, Iron Mike didn’t make a similar statement (and stick to it) before Lennox Lewis took him apart. If you dropped $50 on this one, I’ve got a Talking Cat I’d like to sell you.