Ben Schwartz alerts us to news that brooding, marriage-wrecking megastar Russell Crowe is line to purchase a share in the NRL’s South Sydney Rabbitohs.
Said news only appears in CSTB due to our continuing (successful) attempts to one-up a certain professional gossip site for people who aren’t into sports, knowing that any item featuring a star of Crowe’s magnitude will be irresistable to them. For one thing, the editor was recently smashed in the face with a Crowe-flung phone while in the former’s previous job as a manicurist at the Mercer Hotel.