If the Touch & Go 25th Anniversary Weekend didn’t make you feel old enough, The Chicago Tribune’s K.C. Johnson reports with Bulls training camp opening in two weeks, Scott Skiles’ final remaining roster spot might come down to a battle between….Shawn Kemp and Andrew DeClerq.

Phil Hellmuth flashes his journalistic chops (sort of) in covering Michael Jordan’s victory at a celeb poker tournament. I wonder how much a ball signed “I’m Sorry I Bet On Golf” would cost?

Lil Dice is compiling quite the celeb photo album over at I Heart KG, but she’ll have to try pretty hard to top her latest coup, the all-time great microphone fiend, Rakim, in genuine T-Wolves clawtastic mode.