Though Monday’s big story was Johan Santana (4 IP, 4 K’s, 2 hits, no runs) looking super sharp against the Red Sox — along with Carlos D. and B. returning to the Mets lineup — we’ll instead hop in the CSTB Time Machine and revisit the day last Autumn when a rehabbing Boogie Shoes brought his fuckin’-a game to Coney Island. They might eventually embrace Paulie Go-Nuts in the Beltway, but I sincerely doubt his mere presence will be enough for someone to exclaim, “Ma, hold the sauce!”.