Video link courtesy Drunk Jays Fans, whose Stoten writes, “over 31 games since May 1st, including yesterday’s brutal performance, Alex Rios is hitting .281/.340/.492/.833 with 6 home runs. So, the guy in this video is a complete fucking idiot for a) thinking Rios is a bum, and b) berating a ballplayer the street like a little crybaby.”

Even weirder, his voice sounds nothing like J.P. Ricciardi’s!