Brian Turner has dialed the Hair Metal Cock Chomping Cannibal hotline in alerting us to the existence of “Shock Tilt : The True Story Of The Hard Rock Legend”, a documentary coming to a hair metal, cannibalism-inclined arthouse near you.

(trailer, quicktime required)

Though I realize the folks at Austin, TX’s Alamo Drafthouse are fully immersed in truly highbrow fare, I am hopeful the aforementioned tale will receive a proper screening.