Other than “why can’t I go blind at this very moment?”, that’s the only question that comes to mind when watching the trailer for Stephen Baldwin’s “The Genius Club”.

For those who find the charms of such straight-to-video epics elusive and prefer to have their faith questioned in person, Baldwin brings his xtreme-sports-for-Christ  Assalt tour to Austin’s Promiseland Church next Saturday, June 28.