The luxurious Paddington Hilton’s got Aljazeera, plus The Wrestling Channel. No CNN, but what do weary world travelers really need, Wolf Fucking Blitzer or Joey Styles’ glory years?
Over on Ch. 5, (Flicking Off To) Trisha’s been interviewing “The Wolfman”, who claimed he was raised by (duh) wolves until the age of three. He looks suspiciously like Lorenzo Lamas. Her next guest is a pet psychic — the Wolfman looks skeptical (amazing the kind of street smarts you can pick up in the woods).
shit, you’re at the paddington hilton? I’m just around the corner.