(From MLB.com)

P – Kenny Rogers, Detroit
C – Ivan Rodriguez, Detroit
1B – Mark Teixeira, Texas
2B – Mark Grudzielanek, Kansas City (above)
SS – Derek Jeter, New York
3B – Eric Chavez, Oakland
OF – Torii Hunter, Minnesota
OF – Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle
OF – Vernon Wells, Toronto

The Kruky Monster’s campaigning for Gary Matthews Jr. didn’t carry much weight with the voters, nor did Mark “When I Talk To” Loretta manage to win, despite a mere four errors.

Newsday’s David Lennon reports that Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo “Honest” Abe had an audience yesterday with David Wright, Jose Reyes and John Maine.  You get traded for Anna Benson and just like that, you’re an international icon.