Prior to the taping of the LAST EPISODE OF 2023, I photographed the automotive monstrosity above in the parking lot of East 7th Street’s H.E.B. and decided to hang around for a bit in order see what sort of person would willingly own such a thing. I’ll admit, I had my own preconceptions. Perhaps it was a Tesla exec looking to create a “viral” moment. Or maybe it would be someone who’d come into a windfall after excelling in their chosen field (ie. social media director for Whirr). anyhow, no such luck I think you’re gonna be floored when I reveal the ID of the car’s owner, but if you can correctly name the motorist in question, you’ll win 2 tickets for New Year’s Eve at Hotel Vegas

(second prize is 4 tickets for New Year’s Eve at Hotel Vegas)

Shell Company – Half Heart
Strahinja Arbutina – I Have So Much To Offer
Skudge – Tension
Move D & Pete Namlook – Hardwired Target
Sweater On Polo – Garvey’s Ghost
Carl Stone – Apsara
LEEWAY – X-Dream
P Cain – Glaring
Haramia Tapes – Harper
Bourbonese Qualk – To Hell With The Consequences
CROSS – Crawling To The Survivors Line
Split System – End Of The Night
Run On – Xmas Trip (live on KZSU)
Sult – Skin Behind Trees
Burning Motherfuckers- An Ki
Chela – Tanker
Jeffrey Alexander & The Heavy Lidders – Spacious Minds