Just another reminder, it’s all happening tonight at Austin’s home for the lonely and moanly, The Scoot Inn (1308 E. 4th St. at Navasota). I’ll be playing records, compact discs and conducting a slideshow of vintage amputee porn.

Perhaps the last part won’t be happening — I’m told they might not have a proper slide projector at the Scoot. But in any event, you won’t want to miss this. (Unless you have a home with records, compact discs and beer you can buy from the supermarket.)

I don’t know if either of the above titles will be on tonight’s playlist, but I’ve got to do something to leave you in suspense, right? You wouldn’t expect Brett Ratner to tell you how the movie ends, would you?