Speaking as a resident of an allegedly major American city where people would sooner attend a fucking ELO hoot night than watch the Bad Sports, I can’t really find fault if this idea catches on in St. Louis.

From Craigsist STL (Community/Musicians) :

Forming a Drunks with Guns / Strangulated Beatoffs / Bullets for Pussy tribute band. These are some of St. Louis most influential bands in Europe and Japan.

Looking for guitar, keys, drums, and knob twiddlers.

All proceeds will be given to the original band members, for their psych meds.

I am serious, lets do this. No shredders allowed, unless you switch instruments.

Email me a dick pic and your contact info. Even ifyou’re a chick, I want a dick pic.