When I was young, the old “the world could end tomorrow line” didn’t work so well, but today’s players have it all figured out.

from craigslist :

hey metal chicks…lets do this for dimebag!!! – m4w – 25

let us pay tribute to the greatest axeman in metal history…i’m talking hot & sweaty while cranking some Pantera!!! i’m sure it would make Diamond proud. i’m cute, white, ripped and waiting………pic4pic

Thanks to former MCTV fixture Jason Starr (the other one) for the link.