Marlins backstop John Baker apparently has a clubhouse rep for vanity, so much so that his Florida teammates hired a professional photographer for some beefcake shots.  As it turns out, the photo session was an elaborate hoax, and Baker’s studly visage now appears on a mock-up cover for what City Of Champs describes as “a phony magazine of a homosexual ilk”.

That’s a heck of a way of characterizing SI For Kids, but everyone’s entitled to their opinion.