Unlike certain interweb sluts who don’t know if they’re into curling or NASCAR or just whatever it takes to boost the hit count, CSTB’s long admiration for the sport of Competitive Eating, and the exploits of Sonya Thomas in particular, are a matter of public record.

Thomas claimed yet another chowing-down crown yesterday when she defeated Eric “Badlands” Booker (voice behind the megasmash CD ‘Hungry & Focused’) and other elite eaters, consuming 4 pounds and 3.1 ounces of turkey at NYC’s Artie’s Deli.