I asked “What The Fuck Is Up with the 4 days off?” this past Friday, wondering why the Suns and Clippers had to wait until Monday night to play Game 7 of their Western Conference Semi-Finals.

Had I devoted even 20 seconds of simple research rather than just venting in a Cowherdesque mode, I’d have learned that

a) the Suns’ venue hosted an Arena Football League wildcard playoff game on Saturday. And if we don’t follow the AFL, how will we know the heart-warming backstories behind the Brenda Warners of tomorrow?

2) The same building was previously booked for a WWE pay-per-view spectacular on Sunday night. If you don’t think it’s real, maybe you’d like to ask John Stossel about that.  But wait….he can’t hear you.