Having already brought the tasty goodness of the Shake Shake to Citi Field, restauranteur Danny Meyer struck a deal last week to bring his signature variety of ballpark chow to DC’s Nationals Park next season, Regrettably, former Atlanta OF Melky Cabrera (currently ensconced in Kansas City) won’t be visiting the nation’s capitol to sample Meyer’s delicious creations, and instead chose to eat something off his bat (thanks to David Roth for the link to the sickening video footage)