…I think I’d greatly prefer the Mets marketing department proposed something like “We’re Not Gonna Roll Over & Die Night”.  They don’t have to give away t-shirts or distract Justin Turner from the serious business of reading obscene tweets pregame preparation. They merely have to SHOW UP and act like they give a shit.

Failing that, there’s always “Throw Batteries At Chipper Night”.

(ADDENDUM : First person who proposes Adult Diapers Night at Citi Field is banned from CSTB comments for at least two weeks)