I don’t know about you,” writes Tim Cook, “but I imagine I could listen to Ichiro talk for hours on any topic and remain completely entertained.”

The Mariners OF, as quoted today by USA Today’s Jon Saraceno.

“Tiger (Woods) is a great golfer, but … when you say athlete, I think of Carl Lewis. When you talk about (golfers or race-car drivers), I don’t want to see them run. It’s the same if you were to meet a beautiful girl and go bowling. If she’s an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed.”