As if the Sporting News’ recent hire of David Pinto wasn’t a bold enough move in the venerable journal’s (attempted) return to relevancy, Hot Shit College Student informs us TSN’s celeb-packed Strat-O-Matic tourney has longtime Howard Stern fixture/producer Gary Dell’Abate managing a 1986 Mets squad.

Presumably, we can look forward to a future competition in which Sal The Stockbroker leads the ’92 Amazins into virtual battle.