Noted thespian Michael Keaton was shown in the Cubs dugout yesterday, donning a Cubs cap and exchanging pleasantries with Aramis Ramirez, prior to throwing out the first pitch before a 9-3 defeat of Milwaukee.

That’s the same Michael Keaton, by the way, that threw out the first pitch for the Pirates’ Opening Day a year ago, and took the occasion to lecture Pittsburgh ownership on their lack of commitment to the club.