OK, this isn’t Hits Magazine. This isn’t even the Goner Records Bulletin Board. But trust me, I know a thing or 2 about budding talent, and Jason Star has what it takes, in bucketloads.
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I’m a fan and I love Jason Star. He is one of my favorites. THANKS FOR GIVING JASON HIS DESERVED PROPS.
One of his managers is named Python. I want a manager named Python.
Jason Star rocks! His songs are awesome. His music with Crew21 was good, but I also liked his solo stuff the best. It seemed more creative. He isn’t the only solo artist to also have a group, but have the solo songs be better. Look at Michael Jackson and The Jacksons, Michael’s solo music was ALWAYS the best. It is the same with Crew21. Sure the music was good, but when you hear Jason’s solo stuff, it has so much more to offer. I can’t wait for his new CD to drop in July of 2005. I visit JasonStar.com regularly.
i agree, he’s terrific. Can’t wait to meet him.
I love his song “Back At The Ranch.” His new CD is gonna kick butt!!!
Jason Star is so hot! His music is great! He is the perfect combo to make it big. I’m sure he will be as big as Justin Timberlake someday. KC loves you Jason!!
you fucking kids are morons.
Jason Star is one of the best entertainers in Kansas City!!!!!
Jason Star is a delusional twerp. If this is the best talent Kansas City can cough up maybe we should cut off thier electricity. It’s been along time since I’ve seen such amateurish dreck. Come on Jason, break free of KC and show the whole wide world what a huge talent you are, but if you’re gonna hold a guitar in a promo photo at least learn how to shape a real fuckin’ chord. On second thought, maybe you should spend the time perfecting a phrase that will undoubtably come in handy in your future profession: repeat after me: “Would you like fires with that?”
I think you meant “fries”. You probably meant “their”, as well.
maybe you’d like to come to a pool party at my place
Hey Merv, thanks for the invite! I’d love to stop by, drink some martinis and do a few laps. I’ll bring the Jason Star CD and body oil, you can supply the buttplugs and stun guns.
I’m Looking forward to an evening of fun and friviolity and remember, any night that doesn’t end in a police car or ambulance is a good one!
By the way, thanks for the corrections. I guess I was all girly over Jason to double check my words. Oh, unless you’re a poet or a moron, you usually start a new sentence with a capital letter and end it with a period. But it’s no big thang Merv, no matter how bad your syntax gets, I’ll still love you.
XXXOOO
What kind of hair products does Jason use? Does he buy his clothes at The Gap or Target. I want to model myself after Jason Star. Then I’ll move to Kansas City and start a Jason Star tribute band and be the second best entertainer in Kansas City. Only then can I live down the last words my mom said to me as I stuffed her in the trunk in my basement: “Son, you’ll never amount to anything.” Well, F-you mom, I’m going to be JASON STAR!!!!!!
So I bought the new Jason Star® CD on CDBaby and as soon I it came in the mail I took it to this place that can erase the vocals and make a karaoke CD for you. Man, I went hope, slopped some Vicks in my hair, donned my new polo shirt and busted some moves in front of the mirror. I kept watching the Jason Star® video I downloaded to make sure I got all the moves down.
And when I felt like I had it down I went down to karaoke night at the Twi-lite Lounge. When I first walked in some of the big guys at the bar started laughing and making comments but I knew Jason probably had to deal with this kind of thing when he was just starting out as the best entertainer in KC plus I knew the minute that fat lady in the stained dress got done singing that stupid Bette Midler song I was going to get on stage and show these people what a REAL star (JASON STAR®!) was like. . .
Well, maybe the people in Peoria aren’t ready for this kind of world class entertainment or maybe I was just a little rusty but I didn’t get the reaction I was counting on. Half way through my first Jason Star® song this big fat gut in a Dale Earnhardt hat started throwing peanuts at me and making rude comments. I stopped and told him that he was hearing Jason Star’s® newest CD and that NO ONE ELSE in Peoria even had it yet.
I started my second song when another stinky guy came up and started rubbing me in weird places and winking at me. YEECH!
Well, I finally lost my temper when the karaoke guy stopped the song right in the middle of my act and told me to get off the stage and go down to the Flame if I wanted to prance around to this “pussy musicâ€. I said “This is Jason Star® music and if you don’t like it than everyone in here is a stupid poop head.†I don’t remember what happened next but as soon as the bandages come off I’ll start rehearsing again and go back and show those doody heads that I am a STAR!
Jason oh Jason
The newest KC sensation
Your star shines like
The silver wet Independence Avenue at night.
The light glistens off your hair
In pools of oily perfection
And the sparkle in your eye
Hints at your next conception.
So what if your video looks like
Handycam crap
And you dress like a rejected
Abercrombie sap
You’ll always be number one in my heart
You were number two, but that’s just a fart.
And I know deep down that it’s true
As Michael Jackson wipes the black soul
From himself,
A little of it dripped on you!
This morning I went to Amazon.com to buy the fantastic, new CD by Jason Star. I typed in Jason Star and hit the enter key . . .nothing. I checked my spelling and tried again. Still nothing. How can this be? He’s only the greatest entertainer in Kansas City and I can’t get his wonderful music on Amazon? There must be some kind of mistake. I sent an e-mail to Amazon and told them that they had better get a lot of Jason Star CDs on order soon or risk a major embarrassment.
Still, I had twenty bucks burning a hole in my pocket so I went down to Borders. I looked under S for Star and I looked under J for Jason and there was nothing there. I went to the in-store computer and they had NO JASON STAR listed!!!! I was pissed.
I was desperate for my Jason Star CD so I screwed up some courage and went to the seedy little CD store down the street. I hate this place. They have everything but the guys that work there are so full of themselves and think they know everything and if you ask for something lame the make fun of you. Kinda like Jack Black in that John Cusack movie.
Anyway, I went in and asked for Jason Star. They said no one named Jason Star worked there. I said Jason Star was a singer. . .
The CD store guy said, “What kind of singer?â€
“Well, kinda like a white Michael Jacksonâ€
“That’s redundant.â€
“Okay then, how about a soulful Justin Timberlake?â€
“That’s an oxymoron.†(Man, I gotta work on my vocabulary!)
Finally I lost my temper and screamed “HE’S ONLY THE MOST TALENTED ENTERTAINER IN KANSAS CITY AND HE MAKES HIS OWN VIDEOS AND SOME GUY NAMED MICHAEL DAMIAN HEARD HIS MUSIC AND HE’S A MODEL, ACTOR AND MOVIE PRODUCER AND HIS HAIR IS NEAT AND STUFF.â€
I borrowed his computer and showed him the Jason Star website. He stopped laughing after about ten minutes. He wiped the tears out of his eyes and looked at me real funny for a long time. Finally he said, “You wanna hear some real soul music?â€
“Sure.â€
He started to play some music. He played music I never heard before. For about three hours he played Al Green, Otis Redding, Luther Vandross, Aretha Franklin, Wilson Picket, Sam and Dave, and even music by people I had heard of like Prince. It was great.
Finally, it was time to close. He handed me a handful of CD’s and said, “Here kid, these are on the house but only if you promise me two things. First, just because some asswipe, cracker kid with access to more money than sense puts together a lame website and tries to come off like some low-rent music mogul doesn’t mean you have to buy into it. The Internet is a wonderful tool but if all you do is get to a Jason Star website and stop, you’re missing out on a world of real talent. This Jason kid is so busy posing he hasn’t stopped to realize what a fool he’s making of himself.
Derivative hacks like this Star kid are a blight. They suck on the teat of MTV and VH1 and think that a handful of pictures, a crummy Michael Jackson rip-off video and a smarmy self-congratulatory website makes them a star. Well, he thinks he’s a star in KC but he’s no artist and sooner or later he’ll realize this and start his career as a real estate agent or maybe work for his daddy. Either that or he’ll slowly become one of those sad fuckers who continue to delude themselves until they’re a balding, overweight polyester wearing schmuck singing at the local Moose lodge on Karaoke night. Stick to the real deal, kidâ€
“But, you said I had to promise two things. What’s the second thing?â€
“The second thing you need to promise me is this; never steal music. If you hear something you really like, go out and buy it. If you download it, pay for it. Support the real musicians who struggle to write and perform the music you like.â€
Sorry Jason, good luck in that real estate career.
Is it just me or does Jason Star© look an awful lot like George Michael Bluth?
Regardless, he most certainly does have what it takes.
Nay sayers unite !!!
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Jason Star is a great singer and entertainer. Although he’s facing stiff competition in the boy pop star market, he works hard-on his music and his image. The industry has tried to erect barriers to talented inependent artists like Jason, but even if they give him the shaft, he has what it takes to go all the way. He may take a licking from those record industry guys, but rest assured, he gives as good as he gets. If you want to see how much he can give head over to his website and see for yourself. You’ll be blown away by the talent this kid has. As his star rises in Kansas City, he will swallow the competition and beat the critics. Keep up the great work, Jason! I’m a believer and a true fan. You truly are unstoppable!
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Mediocrity awaits.
Mediocrity? That’s a bit generous isn’t it?
jason starr , take a hint and hang it up. You gave us some good laughs but now its time to put the toys back in the box and move on to some more least embarassing endeavors.
I am a senior member of the SUPER SECRET SPECIAL Team JS and I’ve been monitoring this web site for some time now and I am here to inform all of you cretins to CEASE and DESIST!! A lot of very important people have a vested interest in MR. STAR’s career and will stop at NOTHING to insure his success. I have been authorized to mention the following NAMES: John Stamos, Tiffany, the bass player for ‘N-Sync and someone who works for the Olson twins. These are all entertainment industry power brokers that have heard MR. STAR’s music and have commented. So you can see how SERIOUS we are and you should think twice about making fun of MR. STAR.
We will monitor the activity here and proceed to INVESTIGATE the people responsible for this blatant and unnecessary attempt to thwart the advancement of MR. STAR’s career. Mark my words, your efforts are futile and the MASTER PLAN has not and will not be effected by your mean-spirited barbs. When JASON STAR is a household word and the biggest STAR in the world, you will rue the day that you posted on this site.
Thankfully, MR. STAR is above participating is this NONSENSE. When he’s not too busy denying interview requests, MR. STAR is devoting all his time perfecting his skills and honing his impressive talent. On his days off from the GAP, MR. STAR he had mastered the D major chord, perfected the sultry, vacant ‘no one’s home and I don’t care†facial expression and is very close to unveiling his NEW hairstyle.
So, consider yourself WARNED and put ON NOTICE. We will find you and we will DENY you access to ANY and ALL JASON STAR events. You will then feel SMALL, WORTHLESS and UNHIP while the rest of the WORLD celebrates the arrival of the NEW KING OF POOP®!!!!!!
SO STOP IT!
OH MY GAWD . . . our favorite lantern jawed twinky has reduced the price of his latest load of crap to $9.00 to celebrate the end of summer. Then it goes back up to the regular price of $13.00. That ought to nudge sales into the double digits. Hopefully this surge will encourage Jason to emerge from his fortress and favor his legion of fans with a personal appearance or maybe even (dare I say it?!) A TOUR!
Better hurry up Jason, your fifteen minutes of fame are just about up. . .well, actually since you’re only famous in Kansas City we should probably pro-rate the fame timetable to reflect your modest region of influence. So I figure you are entitled to roughly 94 seconds of fame, in which case you’ve overstayed your welcome. A lot.
It’s time to go away Jason, go away before your parents start to wonder if the damage is permanent and not just a phase you’re going through. Pretty soon they’ll have to worry that your grasp on reality is even more tenuous than they thought and before you know it you’ll be laying on a couch somewhere detailing your illusions (or delusions) to a highly paid professional who will be too polite to say to you what I’m about to say:
You suck. But you don’t suck enough to be bad/good. You just suck in a really ordinary and pathetic fashion. Like your music and video, you are boring, derivative and void of any entertaining elements. Somewhere along the line you’ve latched onto the idea that you were some sort of artist. Maybe your Mom couldn’t bring herself to tell you how bland you are or maybe you’re the runt of the litter and need some attention but trust me, you need to find a better way to do it because it’s one thing to be the local joke, it’s quite another to expose the whole wide world to your goofy fantasy via the Internet.
But the upside is that you are young and you still have plenty of time to stop this nonsense and tend to your studies. Somewhere there is a frat house just waiting for you. Keggers to go to, coeds to screw, underclassmen to look down on before you move onto your career as a mid-level executive and start amassing an impressive collection of bad decisions.
Save yourself Jason, realize that you will never be as famous as you are right now, and right now you are a teensy-weeny bit famous as an Internet laughing stock. Do you really want your kids to know what a fucking dweeb their dad was/is?
Jason Star is not without his fans and supporters. Check out this discussion thread: http://www.mjnewsonline.com/board/archive/index.php/t-23017.html.
Yes, and somebody somewhere is a fan of kite string, curdled milk and Styrofoam reindeer. Just because this poser has managed to secure the attention of a handful of prepubescent nitwits doesn’t make his self-important delusions any less ridiculous.
Fer christsakes even a proven talentless hack like Ashlee Simpson has a legion of brain dead, future Wal-Mart greeters singer her praises . . . but at least they do their own singing, eh?
What is this? I swear I thought this was some kind of friggin joke. This dude SUCKS in ways I didn’t know existed. Did you people check out his song samples? What the hell is going on here? Is he rapping or whispering? He certainly is not singing. And what’s with the stalker theme in so many of his songs? His “music video” looks more like closed circuit camera footage of some creep stalking a young girl. I think this dude has issues big time. How can anyone so talentless think he is a pop star? The News page is pure gut-busting hilarity. Check it out if you haven’t already, especially all the B.S. about TeamJS and Jason’s press releases. This is some seriously funny shit.
Hey, fellow Jason Star fans, there is some guy posting bad comments about Jason’s music on mjnewsonline.com. If you love Jason’s music as much as I do, get over to http://www.mjnewsonline.com/board/showthread.php?t=23017 and let your feelings be known. Tell this guy that he doesn’t know anything about music and that Jason is great.
Okay sure. . .let’s all run over and set the record straight for our pal Jason. Because you just know that a bunch of mouth breathing morons who are still fawning over a morally empty, child-molesting, future celebrity death watch prospect need to understand that Jason is more than a shovel faced, low-rent, Kansas City twit with deep pockets and a shallow gene pool.
Come to think of it, if Jason were a few years younger I think he’d be just the type pervy old MJ would have invited to one of his “special†slumber partys.
Rock on Jason, you vile piece of offal.
I think you are worng. I heard Jason’s music and I really like it. I think he is going to be a big star someday like Michael Jackson. I’m going to buy all his cds, cuz I like him and he sings good. Plus hes kinda cute! Your just jealous of him. Anyone who says bad things about him are wrong.
Donna, is English your second language or are you just stupid?
KANSAS CITY’S JASON STAR KILLED IN KINKY GAY TOGA PARTY HAZING RITUAL.
CITY MOURNS, SHEEP BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF!
Just wanted to see how that looked in print.
Ok so what if my english isn’t perfect. I can still say my opinion. Anyways I don’t even like Jason Star anymore. I found out hes a total jerk. His music ins’t any good anyhow. Now he has that stupid batman song. Who cares about batman!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!! Jason if your reading this I am going to expose you for the fake you really are. You haven’t herd the last of htis ex fan. To the rest of you don’t even waste your time with Jason Star. He thinks hes all hot but hes NOT!
Well Donna, not only are you borderline illiterate but you’re fickle too. Announcing a sudden distaste for Jason Star is kind of like giving up bestiality; it’s nice that you’ve come to your senses but you’ll always be an ex-dog baller.
Well at least I can spell my own name. You are blubutt and then youre name sudenly changed to bludbutt. Whos illirtarate now????? Anyways this site isnt about me. Its about Jake The Fake Star. Don’t you have nothing to say about him bludbutt or whatever your name is. Lets get to the real issue here. THis Jason Star guy has to go. He SUCKS so bad I cant even discribe it. If you like Jason Star you have to be stupid cuz his music SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant even stand to look at his picture! Thats how bad I hate his music!
In order to eliminate at least one source of confusion in Ms. McCarren’s life, I’ve officially changed my name to Donna McRottentwat.
And now for a lession in basic communication skills. Here is Donna’s most recent contribution. My corrections are in parenthesis.
Well at least I can spell my own name. You are blubutt and then youre (you’re) name sudenly (suddenly) changed to bludbutt. Whos (Who’s) illirtarate (illiterate) now????? Anyways (anyway) this site isnt (isn’t) about me. Its (It’s) about Jake The Fake Star. Don’t you have nothing (double negative, Don’t you have anything…) to say about him bludbutt or whatever your name is. Lets (let’s) get to the real issue here. THis (This) Jason Star guy has to go. He SUCKS so bad I cant (can’t) even discribe (describe) it. If you like Jason Star you have to be stupid cuz his music SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant (can’t) even stand to look at his picture! That’s (that’s) how bad I hate his music!
Why, it’s all here: lousy spelling, crazy syntax and a chronic avoidance of contractions. Donna put down the Mountain Dew and repeat after me: “Commas are my friendsâ€.
Of course, I don’t believe Donna is being genuine. In fact I don’t believe Donna is Donna or that “she†ever liked Jason Star to begin with. I think Donna is a fake. I think Donna only pretends. I think Donna
is being sarcastic.
I think I’m in love!
A write-up on Jason Star:
“Jason Star is unquestionably one of the biggest local recording artists in Kansas City, and certainly one of the most popular recording artists there. Jason Star is an unstoppable juggernaut. He owns all the tools to dominate the charts in the future, seemingly at will: an instantly identifiable voice, eye-popping dance moves, stunning musical versatility, and loads of sheer star power. (His stage name is Jason Star! The name says it all.) His 2001 indie r&b album Shocker became an underground hit album. (probably his best-known accomplishment came after when he was a founding member of the well known recording group, Crew21.), and he was the first Kansas City artist to find stardom on TV. He had 2 music video, short films featured on TV with his group Crew21. After Crew21 parted ways, Jason released a cover version of David Essex’s classic song, ‘Rock On.’ Jason Star is currently recording his follow up solo disc to his album Shocker.”
Any questions, peckerwoods?
A write-up on Jason Star’s new “Unstoppable” CD:
“Jason Star is a rare recording artist who can easily walk in and out of all kinds of musical styles and genres. From r&b to rock to dance to fast songs to ballads, Our hero Jason Star is chameleon-like in his approach. His second solo album, Unstoppable could not be more appropriately titled. The album finds Jason Star being more a product of his influences than some would think possible. The album has a very introspective feeling to it. Unstoppable is a really good listen. There are some privately honed songs, but they can also be related to others as well and not attributed to the singer or the issues going through his head. Jason did indeed take several risks on the CD. The title track, ‘Unstoppable’ and the track, ‘Feel Your Love’ seem like songs Michael Jackson would record. The song, ‘Talk To You’ is a fantastic duet featuring Abigail Murphy. Their voices play well off each other. ‘Vanished’ is mellow and has a very haunting beat throughout that makes you feel Jason’s pain. ‘Lonely Life’ has the same feel as ‘Vanished’ but makes you brush off that loss by acquiring a power of your own destiny. It also goes on to become one of the most heavy songs on the album. The song, ‘Downtown Stories’ is very good at evoking lifelike images within the mind with it’s lyrics. It tells the story of people who live very hard lives. ‘Forever’ is a very catchy and radio friendly song. The lyrics are very easy to follow. ‘Believe’ and the reprise of the song offer hope for people who have doubts. The hope the song delivers comes from the strong message in the lyrics. The music is very powerful at helping deliver that message. This album offers something for everyone. Music was getting trite until this album came along.”
There you have it. All you haters can kiss Jason’s big white ass.
“Jason Star is a rare recording artist who can easily walk in and out of all kinds of musical styles and genres.
{Interpretation: Jason Star will try anything to make it.}
From r&b to rock to dance to fast songs to ballads, Our hero Jason Star is chameleon-like in his approach. His second solo album, Unstoppable could not be more appropriately titled. The album finds Jason Star being more a product of his influences than some would think possible.
{Interpretation: Jason Star never had an original thought in his life.}
The album has a very introspective feeling to it. Unstoppable is a really good listen. There are some privately honed songs, but they can also be related to others as well and not attributed to the singer or the issues going through his head.
{Interpretation: Jason Star is a human Xerox machine. A Xerox machine with dirty glass and low on toner.}
Jason did indeed take several risks on the CD. The title track, ‘Unstoppable’ and the track, ‘Feel Your Love’ seem like songs Michael Jackson would record. The song, ‘Talk To You’ is a fantastic duet featuring Abigail Murphy. Their voices play well off each other. ‘Vanished’ is mellow and has a very haunting beat throughout that makes you feel Jason’s pain.
{Interpretation: Jason’s pain = Missing the 40% off sale at Abercrombie and Fitch.}
‘Lonely Life’ has the same feel as ‘Vanished’ but makes you brush off that loss by acquiring a power of your own destiny. It also goes on to become one of the most heavy songs on the album.
{Interpretation: Most heavy!??! Writer is a moron.}
The song, ‘Downtown Stories’ is very good at evoking lifelike images within the mind with it’s lyrics. It tells the story of people who live very hard lives. ‘Forever’ is a very catchy and radio friendly song. The lyrics are very easy to follow. ‘Believe’ and the reprise of the song offer hope for people who have doubts. The hope the song delivers comes from the strong message in the lyrics. The music is very powerful at helping deliver that message. This album offers something for everyone. Music was getting trite until this album came along.â€
{Interpretation: Now music is trite, derivative, poorly performed and totally devoid of soul. And it can be yours for only $9.00!}
And I’ll kiss Jason’s ass once he gets his head out of it.
I AM AMBITIOUS.
I AM DESPARATE.
I AM AS MEAN AS A HOPPED UP CRACK HEAD.
I AM EVIL JASON!
I WILL BE THE BIGGEST STAR ON THIS PUNY PLANET AND NOTHING WILL FUCKIN’ STOP ME.
I WILL BE BIGGER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON.
I’LL SNAP THE BONES ON SOME FRESH YOUNG BOYS IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES.
I WILL ALTER MY FACE, I WILL CHANGE MY RACE.
I WILL LIE, KILL, POSE AND DANCE.
I WILL DESTROY YOU.
I WILL PREVAIL.
YOU ALL MUST FOLLOW OR DIE.
I AM EVIL JASON.
I AM EVIL.
I AM.
EVIL.
JASON.
Bludbutt your so stupid I would never love anyone so stupid like you!!!!!! You think you know all this stuff about me and you dont know anything about me. Besides unless your making shitty music to I dont care about you or your stupid posts. Maybe your really Jason Star cuz you act stupid like him. I dont believe that your being genuine. I think YOU are pretending and that your really Jason Star. I’m definitely NOT in love though cuz you SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my love, you had me so worried! It’s been so long since I’ve heard from you. What took you so long to come back and share some time with me? I wrote a poem for you:
Donna oh Donna
You know I wanna
Teach you to spell
Teach you to write
Teach you how to
Please me all night.
Donna oh Donna
You and I in the Sauna
Me with a whisky
You with a rum
I’ll talk slow and loud
Cuz you are so dumb.
What do think, I’ll bet Jason never wrote anything so pure and meaningful. I’m keeping it real, kiddo so the next time you need to idolize someone, it had better be me you silly bitch.
Bludbutt from now on I’m gonna ignore you. I’m not dumb I have a laerning disibility that makes it hard for me to write. If you wanna make fun of me thats your problem but I dont think its very cool to make fun of somebody what has a disiblity. I have a right to say my opinion just like everbody else and should not be made fun of for it. I hope you feel all superor or whatever than me now that you have made fun of me. I’m used to it people have made fun of me my hole life. I cant help it but I dont have to stop being me and saying my opinion. You are a vary mean person and I feel sorry for you.
Wait, I’m looking to see where you mentioned a learning disability. Let’s see here, uh. . . nope . . . nope. . . uh uh . . .well, god-damn it Donna you fooled me! You never mentioned a learning disability! Wow, and I was almost feeling guilty for a second.
Bully for you Donna, I think you should go on being you and sharing your opinion. And I think you should go ahead and ignore me too. Don’t even think of taking my mean spirited comments to heart. Don’t try and improve your communication skills, I mean, you have a learning disability so you’ve got a right to babble on like a crack addict.
I wonder if we could put handicapped plates on your computer so you can park in the blue zones on the information superhighway?