As mentioned in this space last December, Blackpool F.C. co-chairman Karl Oyston has been under fire for an unsavory Twitter exchange with a disgruntled fan. Perhaps inspired by Knicks/Cablevision owner James Dolan’s unique brand of public relations, the full breadth of Oyston’s tweets was revealed yesterday as the England F.A. slapped him with a 6-week ban and £40,000 fine. From The Guardian :

“Well I am doing pretty well for someone so clueless. You on the other hand clearly haven’t a lot of any worth in your life so take to sending retarded texts to people you don’t know judging them …”

“… Sorry your life is so shit but that’s only your fault not mine. Enjoy the rest of your special needs day out.”

“Are you sure we have met, I would have remembered such a massive retard. Business is great thanks and awash with money …”

“… Impossible to have a meaningful conversation with such a fuctard as you. The day you ever advise me about anything other than paint colour will not come.”

“I do ask for help just not from an intellectual cripple like you. When and if I need it. You are hilariously stupid as your type always are. Done fuck all, got fuck all, full of ideas how other people should spend their money. Get real you thick twat.”