No doubt mindful of how their uptight, all-business clubhouse made things difficult in 2004, the Red Sox have offered LHP David Wells a one-year contract.
(The Sultan Of Sloth weighs Theo Epstein’s proposal versus the fact there isn’t a Red Lobster within 90 miles of Greater Boston)
Why would the Red Sox offer a pitching contract to John Green? Yeah, he hit Ron Artest with that cup. But it’s not like that means he can actually throw a baseball.