It is probably hoping for way, way too much to think that Abbreviated Ceiling’s “DWI (And I Don’t Know Why)” might finally be heard over the P.A. at RFK Stadium.

After watching the happy footage of Jimmy Leyland getting all snarly with reporters after the Tigers’ 10-2 loss to the Indians yesterday, surely I’m not the only person who wondered when Larry Brown might be feeling well enough to become Detroit’s new manager.

Commenting on the O’s Daniel Cabrera, the Baltimore Sun’s Rick Maese asks “can an arm suffer from multiple personality disorder?” I’m pretty sure I read a review of a movie about such an appendage many years ago in Bill Landis’ “Sleazoid Express”.