Would you believe “Court TV”?  Maybe a future technical advisor for “The Sopranos”?   Either way, we’ve learned yet again an episode of “Cold Pizza” has more microbes than a dog’s mouth.  Amongst Johnny B. Badd’s observations this morning, if Tigers can’t get past Jeff Suppan tonight, “they’ll have trouble moving on to the next round.”

Laugh if you want, but only a real insider like the former Captain knows there’s a real World Series planned for November between the winner of MLB’s little tourney and the Japan Series between Nippon and Chunichi.  In fact, Fucko might be able to hook you up with tickets and a travel package if you send your checking account details c/o this space, ASAP.