The Chicago Tribine’s Teddy Greenstein has a few of the more outstanding quotes from White Sox OF/DH Carl Everett in the latest Maxim.

Wrigley Field is the worst park in the majors: “They need to implode Wrigley.”

Most baseball fans don’t know diddly: “Fan is short for fanatic – he’s crazy about something he really doesn’t know about. And it’s proven that 99 percent of baseball fans have no idea what they’re watching.”

Jose Canseco is a “bitter, ignorant individual.”

The congressional hearings examining steroid use were a waste: “We have a war going on_I have family in that war – yet we’re talking about steroids. . . . If everybody in the world got on steroids, we’ll still lose more kids to a war than we will from steroids.”

Everett has had gay teammates, whom he has accepted, but: “Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can’t produce a baby, two men can’t produce a baby, so it’s not how it’s supposed to be. . . . I don’t believe in gay marriages. I don’t believe in being gay.”

Speaking of great family men, I saw Will Cordero get a clutch hit for the Nationals tonight (and it didn’t feel like a kiss).