Memo to Willie Randolph: Let’s lose the ban on beards; it’s small-minded (and besides, it’s Yankee BS).
P.S.-Lincoln and Moses both had beards.
Submitted by: JustPlayBall,NotTheirMom
6:15 PM EDT, Apr 2, 2006
Well put, JPB. Castro, Mushnick and PJ Carlesimo, too!
Beard is like a stink ass. Good people can have a stink ass. Bad people can have a stink ass.
To deny the fact that stink ass is stanky is to deny reality. America is typical to taboo stink ass. America is typical to deny beards.
It is a depraved nation. It is sexually repressed. Why does TO grab a desparate Housewife on Television? We want them to mate before us because the audience is so sexually depraved. Fertility of April Fool’s has been completely removed.
Feritlity and the Rites of Ishtar are gone. Instead we hide behind a chicken rabbit deliverin chocolate eggs instead of nurishing fertile yolk eggs. Sugar instead of substance.
Therefore we must ban beards from these Yanks! Just look at Pau Gasol and you will see what it can lead to. (total european dominance of America, complete grace instead of raw power, uncontrolled passion for the game instead of predicatable behavior – hence baseball is like watching grass grow in fact – without beards growing we must have something to watch like grass in teh outfield).
Well, Mr.Swankadillo hit most of the points I wanted to make, but then I saw the photo of the bearded Matthew McConaughy in the next story below and now I can’t make up my mind again.
Ben