In addition to the former Red Sox center fielder’s older brother spilling the beans on some teenage dope smoking, the New York Daily News’ Sam Borden coaxes the following revelation out of the Yankees’ newly acquired Johnny Damon.

Johnny Damon once turned down a threesome with two adoring female Red Sox fans and, to some, this revelation may indicate that his reputation as a reckless party guy isn’t completely accurate. To others, it may be proof that the man who gleefully called himself an “idiot” really is.

To Damon, it means little at all.

Standing in the driveway of his childhood home on a cloudy afternoon last week, the new Yankee center fielder shrugs and says simply, “It was a wild time then, but I didn’t get a good vibe from those girls.”

I’ve been able to find a photograph of the ladies in question. I have no idea what Johnny is talking about.