In addition to the former Red Sox center fielder’s older brother spilling the beans on some teenage dope smoking, the New York Daily News’ Sam Borden coaxes the following revelation out of the Yankees’ newly acquired Johnny Damon.
Johnny Damon once turned down a threesome with two adoring female Red Sox fans and, to some, this revelation may indicate that his reputation as a reckless party guy isn’t completely accurate. To others, it may be proof that the man who gleefully called himself an “idiot” really is.
To Damon, it means little at all.
Standing in the driveway of his childhood home on a cloudy afternoon last week, the new Yankee center fielder shrugs and says simply, “It was a wild time then, but I didn’t get a good vibe from those girls.”
I’ve been able to find a photograph of the ladies in question. I have no idea what Johnny is talking about.
Yeah, you’re way above posting on-the-DL type items here.
J –
Do you wake up first thing in the morning a complete fucking asshole or do you have to build up to it as the day goes on?
If you don’t recognize the considerable difference in say, gleefully republishing On The DL’s more tiltillating excerpts and claiming the resulting traffic boosts as an achievment commensurate with the invention of the Salk Vaccine, compared to reasoned commentary on Mr. Borden’s non-story, I can only hope Kevin Garnett visits your 3rd Grade class for an “NBA Cares” lesson in reading comprehension.
Screechy Leitchy wants to make hay out of ballplayers’ zippper problems. I’m, however, calling attention to a show of restraint in this instance.