If you hoped tonight’s World Series Game 5 could feature a story more compelling than postseason underachiever CJ Wilson in a mound duel versus St. Louis’ big game savior Chris Carpenter, well, this isn’t it. Yahoo Sports’ Big League Stew reports Tony LaRussa’s daughter Devon (who knew the La Genius family were such Dudley Boys fans?) tweeted the following remark (since deleted) last night ;

I saw a crack head doing “The Wash” today. Coincidence? I think not..

Surely all fans can agree that making light of Washington’s brief episode with controlled substances is a low blow best reserved for poorly-trafficked sports blogs, particularly when the Rangers manager rebounded from said incident in spectacular fashion (not unlike the fellow seated directly to the right of Nolan Ryan).