from Mr. Cross’ Faves Of 2007 (Brooklyn Vegan)

Soulja Boy, “Crank Dat” – I fucking love it! Not the song, but the fact that this Grammy nominated piece of shit is a full fledged phenomenon sung and emulated by children and pre-teens all across America. Why? Because it advocates cumming on a œho™s back and then putting the bed sheet on her so that when it dries it resembles a cape. And for extra giggles look up “supersoak” in the urban dictionary. You go (eight year old) girl!! Almost as great as middle aged white people gleefully singing a song celebrating a place to go for anonymous gay sex during the 7th inning stretch at Yankee stadium.

So there you go. The next time you’re at cocktail party and someone wants to know what David Cross and Mack Brown have in common (other than belonging to that mutual admiration society all true avatars are members of), you’ve got your answer.