San Diego 71, UConn 70

A collective groan of “oh shit” just went up in taverns, crap buffalo wing emporiums and rumpus rooms (?) across this great land of ours. This has nothing to do with my being a Nutmeg state native (just like the Sports Putz!), folks. It’s all about the spirit of competition. I’m so shattered, I might make Tim Otteman my personal guru.