No. 13 seed Sienna are just minutes away from knocking off the no. 4 Vanderbilt Olneys, but that’s probably of little interest to No Mas’ Large. Standing in stark opposition to much of the sporting blogosphere earlier this week, Large gleefully declared his otherwise world class site, “A March Madness Free Zone”.

College Fucking Basketball and March Fucking Madness is just not our bag over here at the Mas. I’m finally at that place in my life where I can admit it without shame – the whole thing bores the crap out of me. I know, I know, it’s great for gambling, blah blah blah… like there aren’t enough things to gamble on. Like EVERYTHING isn’t great for gambling. This morning I set the over/under on when I’d take my first dump of the day at 9:15 a.m. I took the over and held out for the win.

Bottom line, take your pissass bracket somewhere else and rah-rah yourself to death with it. If a particularly good brawl breaks out and someone lands a haymaker of note, feel free to bring it up. Otherwise, we’re taking a pass.