Though any serious coverage of the day’s events in the NHL would surely mention the resurgent Rangers running their winning streak to 4 games with today’s 4-3 defeat of Montreal, a mention is all you’re gonna get.

Yesterday’s blogtastic explosion of everyone and their mutt linking to the YouTube video of Patrik Stefan’s boner against Edmonton the night other got to thinking wistfully about the magic and mystery of such historic clips. Ovechkin scoring on his back. Phil Esposito getting his SAG card. Bob Probert covering “I Will Dare”. The list goes on and on.

Instead of the spectacular, however, I’ve sought out what might be the most uninteresting NHL clip available anywhere. With a stirring salute to the mundane, I present the winner of CSTB’s Lady Dingaling Trophy, Alexei Kovalev.