Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, that is. AKA the walking disaster area whom inexplicably, appears in the network’s latest spot for Monday Night Football.

Though I’ll admit to imagining Susan Muldowney someday appearing in ads for the WNBA, there’s something almost impossible to believe about Kallenbach’s latest brush with the mainstream. If Christian Slater can’t be bothered to turn up for any games this season, perhaps Keith can show Jaws how to blow smoke out of his eyes?